11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

my dad: have you seen the sequel to thor?
me:
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my dad: it’s called thive

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sartorials: Valentino Fall/Winter 2006

sartorials:

Valentino Fall/Winter 2006

omfg-raxelle:

flyingdinosaur:

the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive

me right now

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gabilliamon:

why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

pobody: reality check in science class Lmao

pobody:

reality check in science class

Lmao

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Listening to my mom talk to her friends.

visaaaygolike:

You are so fake.

Omg when she laughs. HA HA haaa, hmmmm. So fucking plastic.

:l oh my god lol

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Stay gold

Stay gold

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me all the time: what am i even doing